As if the normal antics and shannaigans of the Bravo reality series Vanderpump Rules wasn’t enough, someone nearly died on last night’s episode. Series DB Jax, had a near-death experience while swimming during a trip to Big Bear. Luckily a lifeguard, Matt (of course the lifeguard has a name… they probably gave him a backstory too). Matt was able to pull Jax from the waters before it got serious, but not before some dramatic editing and life examination. The worst way to die… scripted drowning!
In a page right out of a prime-time soap opera script, Melrose Place’s Heather Locklear was arrested late Sunday night for suspected domestic abuse. When police officers arrived at her home they found evidence that her boyfriend had indeed been battered and arrested her. One of the officers states that she was “extremely uncooperative and physically combative” towards them. In her defense, one of the officers told her that he loved her on The Fall Guy.
In what seems like a major DB, or baller, move (depending on whether you are a fan of Jagermeister or not, Prince Harry has invited his two exes to his upcoming nuptials to Meghan Markle. But don’t be too quick to judge, the two former loves have remained good friends with the Prince since their breakups. Talk about the one that got away… good luck ladies.
The Bachelor standout Bekah has gone public about her true thoughts on Arie. In a shocking statement to Entertainment Tonight, Bekah weighed in on whether she thinks Arie is ready for marriage or not. Her feelings? A surprising “NO”. What? Say it isn’t so! "No, (I don't think he's ready). I think I'm more ready for marriage than Arie is, quite honestly," she insisted. "I don't think Arie knows what he wants, and I don't think he's serious about being with one person for the rest of his life." Well, if you can’t find your forever partner on a reality show where you get to test drive dozens of attention-starved, reality show spinoff hopefuls then there is no true hope for love at all. Thanks The Bachelor!